I love hijack so this is what I imagend when I saw this..... *dragon comes out of cage* Hiccup: oh, gods i'm going to die! Jack: well I didn't this is how I would tell you but just in case you do die I need to tell you something. Hiccup: what? Jack: ....I'm pregnant. Hiccup: ....... (face is like in the picture ) Jack: uh... hic?
Jack: Is that astrid kissing snotlout? Hiccup: What? No way, that'll never happen, unless we're in doomsday... Jack: Seriously, look there... Hiccup: *looks up from dragon book* WTF she's actually kissing him! *Disgusted expression (like the one above) and makes weird sound* EUGH Jack: .... *stares at him weirdly O-O wha?
Jack: Uhh Hiccup why does toothless look angry? Hiccup: Well maybe because you replaced his basket of fish with a basket of eels Jack: Oh...he's still mad about that? Hiccup: YES! *Toothless charges at them* Both: AHHHHH! *Runs away*
So this is just like my experience with the French train station. My friend Payton as Jack and me as Hiccup.
Payton: Dude, it's fine, we can always just get- Me : What, get damn lost!? P: We'll get the next train back to the hotel. M: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!? *whole station gets quiet and stares* M: THE NEXT TRAIN COMES IN A DAMN SEASON!!! *nobody actually understood what I said, but they were gawking because I was speaking in Swedish*
And this has been a true story by Water Lilly.
But I appreciate this picture so much because I haven't really seen any good The Big 4 photoshop. Thank you for being here today.
*dragon appear* Hiccup: oh. my. Odin. *pees his pants a little* Jack: uh, Hiccup? are you okay? *dragon comes hurtling towards them* Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dragon goes through Jack* Jack: *laughs* Oh yeah! For once I'm glad! Hiccup: *continues to run around in circles* JACK! A LITTLE HELP?! Astrid: Who's he yelling at?