I love hijack so this is what I imagend when I saw this..... *dragon comes out of cage* Hiccup: oh, gods i'm going to die! Jack: well I didn't this is how I would tell you but just in case you do die I need to tell you something. Hiccup: what? Jack: ....I'm pregnant. Hiccup: ....... (face is like in the picture ) Jack: uh... hic?
Jack: Is that astrid kissing snotlout? Hiccup: What? No way, that'll never happen, unless we're in doomsday... Jack: Seriously, look there... Hiccup: *looks up from dragon book* WTF she's actually kissing him! *Disgusted expression (like the one above) and makes weird sound* EUGH Jack: .... *stares at him weirdly O-O wha?